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Tuesday 20 December 2011

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 Review


The Call of Duty series is one that sells millions of copies all over the world. Everybody tries to copy it all the time, but there only one original Call of Duty - the fact that it's sold every year isnt importantant. Inifinity Ward and another company worked on this new one & I have the World Exclusve Review right here!

Read the full review after the jump.


The graphics are the most realistic they've ever been
Call of Duty: Modern Werefare 3: Xbox 360 [Reviewed] Playstation 3 & Others
Developer: Infinity Ward
Publisher: Activision
Release Date: November 2011

The Call of Duty series first began with Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. It sold millions of copies and thrust the series into the mainstreem, where it's been featured on TV and even in some movies. Activision clealy know a good thing when they see it because they keep releasing it over and over, only it gets better each time.

Every time Modern Warfare is released, it updates everything, making it the ultimate shooter experience. Unlike Battlefield 3, Modern Warfare 3 features the Most Realism and the Most Graphics ever seen. A lot of people keep saying that Battlefield 3 looks awesome, but honestly, I think this game looks even better. The way all the soldiers move around is super realistic and it makes me feel like I'm actually there.

When this happens you might wanna hold on to your buts
The best thing about Modern Warfare is the way it moves. Everything is displayed brilliantly in 90 frames per second, which makes it so smooth the guy who played Lando Calrissian in Star Wars would be jelous. The guns are perfect, everything shoots exactly how it would in real life and it should make good practice for World War 3 when we're all drafted to fight the Rebel Alliance.

The menus are super clean too, I like how nothing is going on in them. When I was playing Call of Duty: Blackops the dude would move around in the chair during the menus, with some Stormtrooper sounding dude talking to him all the time - it got pretty annoying. I think it's cool that the opening menu looks like it was made in MS Paint, it helps you focus on the action.

Best looking game ever made!
When you get bored of the single player (& you will because it's not online) you can play the online against anybody in the world. This is amazing because I can be screaming down the microphone at an asian guy who can't shoot his gun right (I'm not racist, it just happens a lot). You can choose between 5 classes - you have the Assault, he revives people, Engineer, he blows up tanks, Medic, he heals people & the Sniper Class for camping losers who can't shoot like a pro.

There are vehicles you can use too, you have jets, tanks & buggies that control like ass butter. I didn't have much look flying these & kept smashing into my teammeates, but it was kinda fun to watch the explosion. There's also fully destructable environments, you can blow a hole in a wall to get to the people behind it & it's one of the most epic moments in videogames.

Flying jets is fun but super hard
The game comes on two discs because it's so massive. You have the single player on disc one & all the multiplayer & online stuff on disc two. Disc two is the only one I played much though, because it's more fun. I've noticed some changes in the two discs too. Disc one looks way different & has different menus & stuff, but disc two says Battlefield 3 on it (It's a strange glitch but i'm sure itll be patched)

Overall Verdict

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is an extremly important game, it's fantastic, has brilliant graphics & some of the most realistic shooting you could ever imagine. I've got lots of lady friends & they all like it too, so it also helps get you pussy. Watch out for me online though, because I'm a pro sniper & my bullet has your name on it & will hit you so hard it'll send you back in time so you're playing Modern Warfare 2 instead.

You probably wont notice the difference.

Good & Bad
+ The game features inedible graphics
+ Is realistic as hell
+ Costs the same as the last version
+ Comes on 2 discs
- Nothing

I award this game 5 Ted Nugents out of 5!
 

1 comment:

  1. LOL - You must have been bored or still on acid when you wrote this one, funny though :)

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